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Gemma -
26 December 2012 @ 05:44 am
I've had a lovely christmas, ate far far too much, got pissed as hell, absolutely spoilt rotten this is why I'm just going to leave it here.

because I know how Downton Abbey ends, I knew weeks ago but I cannot actually bare it, tv went out on the 24th and I've had to download everything because of the shitty reception but I'll have to watch it tomorrow with my family and I can't do it, because if I never watch Downton again Matthew will live forever IRRATIONALLOGIC.
The tears, the snot the real life sorrow, nope, not doing it.

I've actually started chewing my fingernails again and I haven't been able to since 2008, I've got half a bottle of Vodka and two bottles of wine left, how much will I have to drink to not absolutely ruin myself publicly over the death of a fictional character.
Gemma -
28 September 2012 @ 01:58 am
Seriously just watched Episode three of this season of Sons Of Anarchy and legitimately Kurt Sutter is the actual worst, the sheer hyped level of emotional upset this programme causes is too intense, I literally fucking bawled at my tv, there is a sense of mourning in my house you don't see when real people die we're all just actually bereft for this fictional champion amongst men.

Opie. you fucking fucker. anyone else but never opie. and yet you go there. we're done sutter, you hurt my fucking feels.

Gah. I can't handle the funeral next week I'm just going to curl up in the foetal position and sob into my sofa cushions till it's over, Seriously I watched an hour long documentary about Dennis Wilson which made me a bit sad then this!? I was not prepared. my heart it hurteth. *mew*
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Gemma -
26 April 2012 @ 12:45 am

I'd love to have a time machine so I could go back to 1999, firstly tell myself to stop wearing polo necks because they make you look like a penis, then secondarily tell my teeny weeny former self I'm going to see the friggin' Backstreet Boys and I'm legally old enough to drink booze before during and after and high five the shit out of strangers because I'm a fucking Champ then I'd have laughed in my stupid 12 year old face, good boyfriends buy flowers, Champ boyfriends sit on Ebay all day fighting other people so you can go and scream at Nick Carters face. also DONNY WAHLBERG. because it's always relevant and OMG.OMG.OMG. DONNY WAHLBERG. you guys I know one new kids on the block song but DONNY WAHLBERG. WAHHHHH.

I am literally going to high five myself in the face because I'm scaring the cat.
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